ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This gyro tastes like lonliness
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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