Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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