Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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