if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm bleeding and have questions
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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