This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I need moral support for this bender
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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