Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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