Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
