I think I died a long time ago.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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