His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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