your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
