You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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