Who wears a wallet chain?!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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