Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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