He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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