I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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