does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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