Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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