God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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