best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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