I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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