He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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