Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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