He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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