So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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