Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
