Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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