I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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