Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
you never un-have a 4some
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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