Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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