U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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