The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
