i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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