Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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