If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We don't watch enough power rangers
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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