The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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