Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Help. Why am I so naked?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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