..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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