Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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