we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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