I want to stick my p in your. b.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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