And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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