she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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