Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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