Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His hands were made for my vagina.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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