I will die if light touches me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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