Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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