The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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