I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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