Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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