Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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